Definitions by AustriAnt

qawsedzrfxtgcyhvujbiknolmp 

Are you seriously THAT bored??

Close your eyes, take a deep breath or two.
Then think about what you have to do now...

And if you (probably) have nothing to do, listen to some music or even take a short nap if the time fits.

Person 1: I am so bored, qawsedzrfxtgcyhvujbiknolmp.
Person 2: Come here, I give you some metalcore.

qawsedzrfxtgcyhvujbiknolmp by AustriAnt July 28, 2020

palqwksoidjerhfuygt 

No. NO! NOOOO! This CANNOT BE TRUE.

The second of the final bosses of the internet boredom game. Three more to go, then you can get a wank, you dirty, ultra-mega-super-boooooored human!

You already went qlapwksoejdirhfutgy, so try a bit harder (hehe). :)

Person 1: "I am so bored, I already tried asdfghjkl, mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytreq, 1qay2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6zhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p and much, much more. But it doesn't help! :'("
Person 2: "Hmm. I don't understand. I can't speak bored keypresses."
*Person 3 bombs through the door*
Person 3: "Y' tried palqwksoidjerhfuygt?"
Person 1: "OMG thanks!"
Person 2: "I have to pee."

palqwksoidjerhfuygt by AustriAnt February 25, 2020

swodniw 

Wow. Why do you do this. It's just Windows backwards.

Please turn off your pc/phone and take a deeep breath as you're bored as hell.

Person 1: "I always wondered what 'Windows' is spelled backwards."
Some random person: "It's 'swodniW'."
Person 1: "Oh, thank you!"

swodniw by AustriAnt February 25, 2020