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A self-declared “21+ nice and caring young man” from Australia who has been on a self-appointed mission since 2021 to heal Discord — one unsolicited lecture at a time. Known for saying “Dolphins are healers” with complete sincerity, WilliamJ believes teenagers don’t join Discord for fun or memes, but for guidance, structure, and his wisdom as someone who's a born again Christian with experience in life.
He treats trolling not as a joke, but as a criminal offense, and will respond to even the mildest joke with courtroom-tier seriousness.
Iconic speech style:
“I do not appreciate this behavior ! You should stop 🛑 this vile behaviour at once ! Discord is not a lawless playground !”
Known for:
Randomly capitalizing words like it's 1807
Overusing exclamation marks and stop sign emojis
DMing teens about morality, accountability, and emotional growth
Insisting he’s 21+, despite typing like your retired uncle with a Facebook addiction
He treats trolling not as a joke, but as a criminal offense, and will respond to even the mildest joke with courtroom-tier seriousness.
Iconic speech style:
“I do not appreciate this behavior ! You should stop 🛑 this vile behaviour at once ! Discord is not a lawless playground !”
Known for:
Randomly capitalizing words like it's 1807
Overusing exclamation marks and stop sign emojis
DMing teens about morality, accountability, and emotional growth
Insisting he’s 21+, despite typing like your retired uncle with a Facebook addiction
User1: “lol chill it’s just trolling”
Dolphin 🐬: “Trolling is a serious offense ! As a 21+ nice and caring young man with legal healer expertise, I will not stand for such behaviour !”
Dolphin 🐬: “Trolling is a serious offense ! As a 21+ nice and caring young man with legal healer expertise, I will not stand for such behaviour !”
by Australian Groomer May 27, 2025
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