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Girl Bestie

It's your female best friend when you're a guy. She's your bestie who happens to be your girl. Not, I repeat, NOT your girlfriend. These are two separate people.

"My girl bestie hates my girlfriend." "Why, cause she's jealous?" "No, she'd rather chew busted glass than bust it open. She thinks my girl is a snakey bitch."

by Auntie Coon July 7, 2025