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Turkey Club Sandwich 

The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.
Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich

Power Thruster 

The commonly known sexual act in which a man tears through a woman's flesh using nothing but his penis.
Ernie:That emo chick let me do the power thruster on her!

Debrikashaw: No way man! how bad did you cut her!?