1 definition by Auggie the Soggy Doggie

ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 21, 2013