Definitions by Auggie the Soggy Doggie

ass baton 

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

ass baton by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013