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Golden unicorn

Freezing your partners urine in a condom and strapping it to one's head and penetrating your partner with it.
In Aspen, after we ran out of firewood in the cabin, golden showers became untenable so we switched to golden unicorns and everyone was satiated.
by Attorney genital June 30, 2009
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