A person whose combination of Herculean idiocy & irredeemable decision-making exceeds all others to a superhuman degree. The alpha dog of abject self-saboteurs, beyond the scope of any possible human or heavenly intervention.
Guy #1: Did you hear JD is back in jail?
Guy #2: Again? What did he do this time?
Guy #1: Fourth DUI. Oh, and they found a half kilo of Charlie under his seat.
Guy #2: That dude is the fubarmensch, man.
Guy #2: Again? What did he do this time?
Guy #1: Fourth DUI. Oh, and they found a half kilo of Charlie under his seat.
Guy #2: That dude is the fubarmensch, man.
by At Risk Teen March 19, 2009
The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.
#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.
by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009