Coowee

The word you call when your boss has vanished to the toilet and is delayed returning for a meeting because they’ve gone for a dump.
“Where’s the boss? She’s been gone for ages and I’m supposed to be meeting with her like 10 minutes ago!”

“Mate, she’s coowee

Or

“The boss has been ages, what’s he up to?”

“Cooooooweeeeeee! Been there all day, think it’s the eye drops!”

“Thought as much, hope he’s taken his tights off! Don’t want another Tina Squit situation!”
by Asitisinnit July 05, 2018
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