1 definition by Artski
Dictionary definition for 'Lod'
'When a group of lads go on tour they become lodz. They consume alcohol and get into fights; they're solid and should be avoided if you encounter them in groups. Often led by a smaller male, who knocks people the fuck out'
–noun
...1.
A lad on tour.
2.
Informal . a familiar or affectionate term of address for a man; chap.
Origin:
1250–1300; Polish lodde < ?; compare late Old English Lodda
—Related forms
lod·dish, adjective
lod·hood, noun <(where the lods mass to)
'When a group of lads go on tour they become lodz. They consume alcohol and get into fights; they're solid and should be avoided if you encounter them in groups. Often led by a smaller male, who knocks people the fuck out'
–noun
...1.
A lad on tour.
2.
Informal . a familiar or affectionate term of address for a man; chap.
Origin:
1250–1300; Polish lodde < ?; compare late Old English Lodda
—Related forms
lod·dish, adjective
lod·hood, noun <(where the lods mass to)
Lod 1. 'If this guy keeps bumping into me i'm going to punch him in the face until his eye's melt.'
Lod 2 (speaking on behalf of all the other lodz in the group)
'I don't blame you, he's a douche'.
*Guy bumps into Lod 1*
Lod 1 throws punch, the rest of the Lodz decend onto Guy, a flurry of fists, vengence in the form of complete violence ensues.
Lod 1 'We fucking showed him'
Lod 2 'Can't mess with the Lodz'
Lod 2 (speaking on behalf of all the other lodz in the group)
'I don't blame you, he's a douche'.
*Guy bumps into Lod 1*
Lod 1 throws punch, the rest of the Lodz decend onto Guy, a flurry of fists, vengence in the form of complete violence ensues.
Lod 1 'We fucking showed him'
Lod 2 'Can't mess with the Lodz'
by Artski April 18, 2011