Arthur Lewis Vandelay's definitions

perfume

A gift which is commonly given to a recent girlfriend to show that the man is sensitive. However, this does tend to fail especially when one uses this method to gain chances to score with the subject or the subject's mother.

Mark: Hey, Akhim told me Kathy hasn't talked to him since he dropped off that perfume at her house.
Joe: Well Mark, now you got a reason to tell Akhim why you've been sleeping with her for the past months
Mark: cuz I'm an leet sauce!

by Arthur Lewis Vandelay December 5, 2004