Definitions by Armchair supervisor
Eat Shit and live
The satisfaction of knowing that you finally got even on the job and made sure your coworker got the payback that he deserved and the satisfaction of knowing that he has to live with that defeat
"Everyone on nightshift will be getting a bonus next year. But I made sure Dave stays on permanent day shift. Eat shit and live !!!"
Eat Shit and live by Armchair supervisor July 31, 2026
Codependent pimp
A guy who desperately wants to be a pimp with his ho but simply cannot because he is equally addicted to the same drug as she is. For his efforts, instead of cash, him and his ho eat a McDonald's cheeseburger and split $50 worth of meth
"Dave and Alicia look like death on wheels. Sadly Dave has lost all authority and respect of his ho and is now a codependent pimp"
Codependent pimp by Armchair supervisor April 30, 2024