Ariel Emadi's definitions

pumpus

Velvet covered belly or
Darius’s 2001-2002 long haircut or
Excrement bag or
Boulevard (pronounced how it’s spelled)or
Street thugs named “Poog” and “Beans” or
The black bulb in the toilet tank or
Anna Schwed’s head on Halloween or
British farmlands or

"That's the last time you leave that pumpus in my house!"

by Ariel Emadi January 28, 2004