Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!
by Archibald Wednesday January 01, 2005
Get the Splurge Monkeymug. An evil muppet possessed by the spirit of the devil that goes on a rampage attempting to kill all good muppets and their creator, GOD.
by Archibald Wednesday January 01, 2005
Get the nefarious muppetmug.