Archibald Longshaft's definitions

Paris Hilton

= a freggen cuntmuffin

-Paris Hilton equals a smelly old cuntpastry, maybe even a cuntmuffin!

"Leggo my freggen eggo, cuntmuffin!" ~Random guy

"That's hot, and I'm a cuntmuffin!" ~Paris Hilton

by Archibald Longshaft July 3, 2007