Archetypal Bear's definitions

National Send a Nude Day

April 19th - A holiday fabricated by gamma males who have no potential of ever seeing a female friend/acquaintance/crush nude other than to denigrate society at large into celebrating vapidity and loveless intimacy.

Gamma male: "It's National Send a Nude Day!"
Gamma male: *furiously wacks off on a potted plant*

by Archetypal Bear April 19, 2019