Definitions by Aqua Seamus

hate jizz

An act of cumming as a means of revenge.

Guy one: "That Danielle is such a bitch!"
Guy two: "I know, I hate jizzed on her scarf last night!"

hate jizz by Aqua Seamus January 23, 2016

Street Meat 

Roadkill

Damn Kim, that's some nasty street meat you just ran over

Street Meat by Aqua Seamus November 7, 2010