Apt II's definitions

kiddiewompus

Crooked, out of alignment or slightly delapatated.

1.) When a large automobile is driving straight down the road but appears to be going diagonally or in some sort of strange direction.
2.) When a piece of artwork is hung on the wall in an off kilter fashion.

Example:

"Hey man, that painting on the wall looks a little kiddiewompus".

by Apt II May 18, 2010