1 definition by April XD

Drunk or high to the point you can't tell which end is which, which hole to put it in, what living thing to put it in, or can't get it in at all. Symptoms include dizziness, nausea, and the worst fucking headache EVER.
"Oooh my friggin' head i'm so wasted."
by April XD July 20, 2007
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