Apple Computers's definitions

iMac

1.An antiquated machine with the only quality able to redeem it is how shiny it is. 2. A shiny, expensive paperweight. 3. A piece of shit that gets worse with every generation. 4. An item designed to make stupid people feel important in the computing world. 5. The only computer in the world with a 1-button mouse.

I Bought an iMac to play games...
...oh, right, shit!

by Apple Computers May 2, 2016

Groj

Shortened version of Garage

Hey, Jeff, let's go to the Groj and get our bikes to go on a ride.

by Apple Computers April 1, 2024

ruh

see definition for bruh

ruh, did you see the game last night?

by Apple Computers May 15, 2019