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Definitions by Apple Computers

Shortened version of Garage
Hey, Jeff, let's go to the Groj and get our bikes to go on a ride.
Groj by Apple Computers April 1, 2024
1.An antiquated machine with the only quality able to redeem it is how shiny it is. 2. A shiny, expensive paperweight. 3. A piece of shit that gets worse with every generation. 4. An item designed to make stupid people feel important in the computing world. 5. The only computer in the world with a 1-button mouse.
I Bought an iMac to play games...
...oh, right, shit!
iMac by Apple Computers May 2, 2016