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deshite

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Derived from "shite" (the Scottish/Irish long-i pronunciation of "shit," dating back to the 1700s).

(verb) To heavily and thoroughly empty one's bowels; to completely evacuate the digestive tract.

(noun) A massive, system-clearing bowel movement.
I drank three cups of coffee and immediately had to deshite.

After holding it in all through the long flight, hitting the hotel bathroom provided a glorious deshite.
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deshiteing

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Derived from "shite" (the Scottish/Irish long-i pronunciation, dating back to the 1700s). Pronounced: dee-SHYTE-ing.

The act of pooping heavily and thoroughly clearing out your bowels. A complete, system-clearing evacuation.
He locked himself in the bathroom and started deshiteing like his life depended on it.

I had a thorough deshiteing this morning on the throne. It took an hour, but the pipes are now clear.
Merch

Deshiteing

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Definition: (noun/verb) The act of pooping a lot and thoroughly clearing the shite out of your bowels; a complete, system-clearing evacuation. Used as a verb (deshiteing) to describe the ongoing action, or as a noun to describe the event itself.
Example 1 (verb use): "He locked himself in the bathroom and started deshiteing like his life depended on it."

Example 2 (noun use): "I had a thorough deshiteing this morning on the throne. It took an hour, but the pipes are clear."
Merch