Apathetically, Alexis's definitions

Jizz Jerker

A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.

"Hey, man. Did you see Great Expectations?"
"Yeah, that was so fuggin' erotic, a real Jizz Jerker."

by Apathetically, Alexis October 5, 2009