Definitions by Ant Sanchy

Robert

A Blackity Black Black Black Man. Like, seriously, a shade of darkness that transcends a mix of outer space and the closing of the human eye. A man darker than freshly paved asphalt. A man darker than that fake ass spray barbers overuse to make hairlines crispy. A man darker than Trump's conscience. Just pure unadulterated darkness. The type of mf that Darth Vader looks at as inspiration for his new fit.

Boy it's so dark out here, I thought Robert showed up!

Robert by Ant Sanchy April 10, 2026

Purp 

A faggot ass barber who can't chop.

Bruh your line crooked! You must've gotten chopped by Purp.

Purp by Ant Sanchy February 22, 2017