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A rare species of human known for effortlessly walking the line between chaotic confidence and accidental legend. Often shows up late, leaves early, somehow still becomes the main character. Allegedly powered by iced coffee, bad decisions, and the widely rumored possession of a horsecock (source: Jackson himself, his friends, and at least one drunk group chat).
“Don’t invite Jackson, he’ll steal the spotlight, eat all the food, and remind everyone about the horsecock rumor by accident.”
by Anon :)) December 16, 2025
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