1 definition by Annoyed christian
A word that has been corrupted. There are very few real christians any more. Most "christians" are either EXTREAMLY judgemental, don't really care about God at all, and just use His name for their own reasons, or go to church on sundays, and bars on saturdays. A wise person once said that Christians are the people who send the most people to hell. Non-christians see "christians" andd say, these people suck. Christians DO suck. I believe in God, I worship Him, but I don't like calling myself a Christian. That word means nothing now.
Non-Christians: Hello, could you tell me about Christ?
Fake Christian: No way, you look like a hobo. Get away from me. COPS!!
Fake Christians (on sunday): Glory to God! We love you! Praise be your name!
Said Fake Christian (On friday): Whoo! Let's go get drunk guys!!
Fake Christian (In public): I love God, he's so wonderful. I love my kids, *gives money to hobo*
Said Fake Christian (at home, with family): Women! Make me a sandwich! (Women doesn't hear, fake christian hits her)
AND FINALLY!!
REAL Christian(Sunday-Saturday): I love God. He's wonderful. *Starts praying, then gives money to hobo*
Gosh. That took forever to type ;) bbuuuuttt thats america.
Fake Christian: No way, you look like a hobo. Get away from me. COPS!!
Fake Christians (on sunday): Glory to God! We love you! Praise be your name!
Said Fake Christian (On friday): Whoo! Let's go get drunk guys!!
Fake Christian (In public): I love God, he's so wonderful. I love my kids, *gives money to hobo*
Said Fake Christian (at home, with family): Women! Make me a sandwich! (Women doesn't hear, fake christian hits her)
AND FINALLY!!
REAL Christian(Sunday-Saturday): I love God. He's wonderful. *Starts praying, then gives money to hobo*
Gosh. That took forever to type ;) bbuuuuttt thats america.
by Annoyed christian December 31, 2011