Anita Kutabitch's definitions

face cheese

That thin coat of funk that covers a person's phone from face, ear, hand grease or makeup.

Zach wanted me to watch a video on his phone and I could barely make it out through the thick layer of face cheese.

Damn Mom! You need to clean this face cheese! Half your makeup is on this shit!

by Anita Kutabitch October 30, 2009