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Asser

A seriously shallow person (usually female)

Non-Single Girl 1: OMG did you see those abs?
Non-Single Girl 2: I know don't you wish **boyfriend** has abs like that
Non-Single Girl 1: Hell yeah, gimme a piece o' that.

Girl 1 boyfriend : Pah, Assers

by Angry Wilson May 21, 2011