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Coof

1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.

2. To die of such a disease.
1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!

2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.
by Angry Harpist March 1, 2020
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