Definitions by Angelina Bhatti

Noah Patterson 

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes

Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”

Noah Patterson by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

Noah Patterson 

A disgusting boy. Noah Patterson commonly growls unexpectedly and likes to burp a lot. They usually look like Hobbits and have an obsession with fingering they’re arseholes.

Girl: “Omg, did you see that Noah Patterson over there. It’s disgusting!”

Noah Patterson by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021