Angela Merkel's definitions

Cocklebrity

n. A celebrity who has ridden to fame on the D-train.

"What do Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, and Monica Lewinsky all have in common?"

"each is a Cocklebrity."

by Angela Merkel April 26, 2008

D-Train

n. A penis, often in the context of intercourse.

"Yo wat u doin?"
"I'm ridin' the D-train. I get off when I get to the O."

by Angela Merkel April 26, 2008