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Humph
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Humph: An emotionless,
egotistical
male
with a tendency to
hump
anything possible.
Never being
able
to
scratch
ones
urge to humph
Humph
by
Andy Fordpork
November 24, 2021
Humph
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Humph: An emotionless,
egotistical
male
with a tendency to
hump
anything possible.
Never being
able
to
scratch
ones
urge to humph
Humph
by
Andy Fordpork
November 24, 2021