dudette

The worst attempt at inserting women into a group of cool that coensides with their sexuality. It was most likely made by a sorry individual who felt that calling a group of girls "guys" was a moral sin. Anyone who uses the word should be castrated and decapitated, because no girl would be stupid enough to use a word like "dudette."
Brian before saying "dudette": an average teenager trying to pick up girls
Brian after saying "dudette": head off, dick off, dead with blood spattering everywhere
by Andrew Shea August 29, 2004
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Condom

The object not used in order to get STDs, pregnant, and destroy marriages.
One day Johnny and Jane decided to have intercourse. Jane asked Johnny if he had a condom and he said of course he didn't, condoms were for faggots and pussies, and he was neither. Well they had sex, and poor Johnny had premature ejaculation before he could pull out. 1 month later, Jane tells Johnny that she had Herpes and that he is most likely now positive for it. She is also pregnant. 8 months later, a kid comes around (luckily no Herpes because of today's medicines)and Jane decides that she cannot take care of the child. She gives the child to Johnny, in which Johnny's wife Mary, finally finds out about the wrongful deed and divorces Johnny. If only he had worn a Condom
by Andrew Shea August 23, 2004
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