premature ejaculation

Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.
Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution
by Andrew Shea August 25, 2004
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dudette

The worst attempt at inserting women into a group of cool that coensides with their sexuality. It was most likely made by a sorry individual who felt that calling a group of girls "guys" was a moral sin. Anyone who uses the word should be castrated and decapitated, because no girl would be stupid enough to use a word like "dudette."
Brian before saying "dudette": an average teenager trying to pick up girls
Brian after saying "dudette": head off, dick off, dead with blood spattering everywhere
by Andrew Shea August 29, 2004
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