Andos Hastos's definitions

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

Mud snart

When you sneeze and shart at the same time.

Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Golden Child

First born child, always funny in his mum’s eyes, does nothing around the house besides getting in the way, PlayStation connoisseur.

Currently employed at the local private hospital, working as medical records eye candy/bitch. Mum is so proud as usual.

Mum: ‘Where’s my golden child?’
Everyone else: ‘He’s snorting a line off a Kmart plate.
Mum: ‘That’s my boy!’

by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021