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Bown's Syndrome
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Chronic lateness
which
happens
every time the sufferer prepares to leave the
house
.
"I'm so sorry for being 4 hours late for your party, I have
Bown
's
Syndrome
so it's not my
fault
."
Bown's Syndrome
by
And Parasols
October 23, 2013