1 definition by And NO I DON'T LIKE SLAYER.
A crappy poser-metal band that gives stupid people something to jump up and down to, and gives fat, greasy-haired, "non-conformist" kids something to listen to while they pretend to have their own thought process.
It takes nine people to create the annoying, talentless noise that is Slipknot.
They wear masks to make themselves look scary and threatening, and they try to make their songs "heavy" when it just ends up sounding like static. Their drummer pretty much just stomps his feet and makes a continuous repetitive drumbeat over ridiculously distorted, repetitive, un-original and barely-audible guitar sounds.
One of their songs has a twenty-second repetitive screaming verse in which whatever the hell the singer's name is screams "I want to die!" about ten times. I say we give them their wish.
If you listen to Slipknot, you are probably an idiot. If you listen to Slipknot and are NOT an idiot, you're probably just a very angry person with no sense of tone or music.
Listen to Tool.
It takes nine people to create the annoying, talentless noise that is Slipknot.
They wear masks to make themselves look scary and threatening, and they try to make their songs "heavy" when it just ends up sounding like static. Their drummer pretty much just stomps his feet and makes a continuous repetitive drumbeat over ridiculously distorted, repetitive, un-original and barely-audible guitar sounds.
One of their songs has a twenty-second repetitive screaming verse in which whatever the hell the singer's name is screams "I want to die!" about ten times. I say we give them their wish.
If you listen to Slipknot, you are probably an idiot. If you listen to Slipknot and are NOT an idiot, you're probably just a very angry person with no sense of tone or music.
Listen to Tool.
Slipknot Steve: Slipknot rox, if u don liek dem u r a fag
Me: ...k.
Slipknot Steve: wut, u don think so?
Me: No, actually.
Sliknot Steve: fuk u u fag, slipknot rulz. ur a faggy fag fag. u like men. ur gay u gay homo fag.
Me: *plays a Tool song*
Slipknot Steve: *explodes*
Me: ...k.
Slipknot Steve: wut, u don think so?
Me: No, actually.
Sliknot Steve: fuk u u fag, slipknot rulz. ur a faggy fag fag. u like men. ur gay u gay homo fag.
Me: *plays a Tool song*
Slipknot Steve: *explodes*
by And NO I DON'T LIKE SLAYER. July 23, 2006