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Crusty Gordon

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
by Anal Satan June 17, 2025
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