2 definitions by Anal Cunt

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A man who recorded his first album in 1989 with influential band Faith No More and promoted Mr. Bungle (the best bnad ever) in the process, and then went on to work in Tomahawk and Fantomas, also gonad kicking groups. Also known as the best person in the music industry with a razorblade sense of humor and a tendency to work 14 things at a time like a motherfucker.
Mike Patton is the best thing since sliced bread.
by Anal Cunt July 29, 2003
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The person whos penis has the propensity to get stuck in a revolving door .
Dude, that guy just parshavd while exiting that hotel .
by anal cunt April 07, 2013
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