Sexican

A sexican is a person who can leap recliners in a single bound, despite heavy intoxication.

Did you see what the Sexican just did? he just lit the wrong end of his cigarette, silly sex.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

Bloody bugger

When a woman jacks off a guy and he shoots it directly into her nose.

Last night a guy gave me a Bloody booger and I still havent got any of his spluge out.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

har

a hair that comes up between the ages 12-16 outa your butt checks and when it comes up it means u have gone though a stage of growing

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

messy

somebody that is two-faced and tells other peoples business...had a big mouth

that gurl too messy she told my boyfriend that i was cheatin on him..

by anonymous May 13, 2005

lesbometer

when you sense the coming of a Cunt Nazi, your lesbometer goes up. When a rockrr girl tells you she likes women and your lesbometer shows no activity, she's lying. stick your tongue down her throat.

The lesbometer just put Avril Lavine out of business.

by anonymous March 03, 2005

PwC

An environment/hell, in which the term 'work-life balance' is used to convince bright, young professionals to accept jobs. Once on the other side, it becomes apprent very fast that it doesn't exist, but the majority of employees stay, because the partners continue to say they are "working" to improve 'work-life balance'. One question: How long before they figure it out? Answer: NEVER. They will continue to use it as a topic of positive discussion for the future (always in the future).

We work 80 hour weeks, but it is okay cause they feed us free alcohol on a consistent basis.

by Anonymous March 31, 2005

Great Expectorations

A title used to mock the classic novel 'Great Expectations', by Charles Dickens (Expectoration meaning "the process of coughing up and spitting out" or "the act of spitting (forcefully expelling saliva)").

"Damn! Mrs. Mitchell's making us read chapters 1-7 of Great Expectorations tonight!"

by Anonymous January 30, 2005