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Michael

The kid at the party that nobody wants to talk to or be around. You also dont know why he is here or who invited him. Most likely wears sweatshirts for all seasons. Person that pisses everywhere when he's drunk.

Someone: "Its 90 degrees, why does that kid have a sweatshirt on?" Other Guy: "Oh Thats A Michael." Someone: "Im sorry to hear that."

Someone: "Man who is that kid over there in the corner, he is michaeling this party pretty bad." Other Guy: "Dude you better check your fridge."

Someone: "Hey you see that kid over there, he just Michaeled your fridge." Host:".........Fuck"

by An angry boy August 3, 2011