The thing that the person who played Frodo in lord of the rings tried to get into but failed.
Frodo: Crash, bang, thunder and lightning, du du du du duuuu orcs to the left elves to the right, CRASH BANG!
Guy: Ok thats enough Frodo, Next.
Frodo: What was wrong with it then?
Guy: Well Frodo, i'll be honest with you, this is called Pop idol, you may have had a chance if it has been Middle earth idol but it isent, so get out.
Frodo: oh dear. and stop calling me frodo my name is Alaisa Wood
*Frodo walks out into the street
Chav: Oi frodo ya wanker put some shoe's on ya tit.