Definitions by Ame Chan

fuckmuppetry 

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.

The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.

fuckmuppetry by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

arsemarmot 

See fuckmuppet. Someone who is incredibly stupid and inept, unable to do even the most simple tasks correctly.

That Carl! What an arsemarmot! I said NO salt, NO salt on the margarita and what did I get? BIG GRAINS OF SALT!

arsemarmot by Ame Chan December 5, 2004