Definitions by Amazin' Eddie

Cautionary Anus 

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.

Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.

Cautionary Anus by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014