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Jon's Turtle
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Jon
's everything. Mom,
dad
, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with
Jon
's tortoise
Person: "Hey
Jon
, how's your
Jon
's
turtle
"
Jon: "o_o"
Jon's Turtle
by
Aly and Vyacheslav
October 29, 2012