2 definitions by Alphonse the Awesome

A gongshow is essentially exactly how it sounds. It's when suddenly all logic is thrown out the window, the apes escape, and everyone just starts throwing shit at each other.
Enemy quadra kill!
Malzahat: omg r u guys retarded
Soraka: stfu u didn't call mia
Enemy pentakill!
Teemo: this is an absolute gongshow, I can't carry u rejects!
Summoner has disconnected
by Alphonse the Awesome January 31, 2016
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Melvout. When one simply just disappears in a completely scumbag fashion. Only a true scumbag does this act of indecency.
Robert: Hey! Where did Melvin go?
Paul: He Melvout'd.
Billy Bob: What a scumbag.
Jose: Man, what kinda scumbag melvouts!?
Robert: *sigh*
by Alphonse the Awesome March 25, 2013
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