Definitions by Alphabet's Turd

Rocket Turd 

A long turd that shoots down the toilet and into the hole, like a rocket

Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump

Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?

Rocket Turd by Alphabet's Turd June 28, 2011