Alonzo Pflugelheimer's definitions

Touron

noun: From Fridora-ese. Late 20th century in origin, upstate New York, probably Ticonderoga..

Used by tourist trade to describe bumbling visitors; compound of "tourist" and "moron".

Those tourons asked me if colonial soldiers arrived here by train or in campers.

by Alonzo Pflugelheimer August 2, 2004