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Touron

noun: From Fridora-ese. Late 20th century in origin, upstate New York, probably Ticonderoga..

Used by tourist trade to describe bumbling visitors; compound of "tourist" and "moron".
Those tourons asked me if colonial soldiers arrived here by train or in campers.
by Alonzo Pflugelheimer August 2, 2004
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