Elasticity Theory

The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning
I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo
by All Knowing Asshole February 27, 2017
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KelLie

When a girl whose name usually is spelled Kelly is texting a flat out Lie and she's caught you respond back With this spelling subtly calling her out for lying
Kelly : I don't know what you're talking about.

Kelly's friend : OK, and I believe you KelLie!!
by All Knowing Asshole February 27, 2017
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