Alice O'Blah's definitions

new york

1. The 11th state to join the union.
2. Also refers to NYC, or as most ignorant people think- Manhattan. (Oh, yeah, there's also The Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens and Staten Island)

Yes, I do live in NYC, and no, I have never heard a gunshot or gotten dumped on by a piegon.

by Alice O'Blah April 26, 2004