Alic Montgomery's definitions

Scott Gates

Type of guy to care about his eye brows, will floss them until perfect. He loves to drink orange juice in the mornin plucked from his own plant, and will typically squeeze the juice with his feet, as he specializes in feet work.

Scott Gates can really squeeze some oranges

by Alic Montgomery January 1, 2021

Awomen

The phrase pawned by snowflakes to make themselves feel more powerful, they will claim it is the same as “Amen” but is to take the masculinity out of it by stating “Awomen”. Snowflakes will take this term and attempt to put it into the churches.

You’re an idiot for using Awomen, it is Amen

by Alic Montgomery January 4, 2021