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Avalanche ballache 

Such a ballache it’s magnitude is multiplied so much. That it’s comparable to an avalanche. Buy that in ballache form.
That’s so unfortunate you can’t do the thing you wanted to. Been looking forward to it for so long.

That’s a avalanche ballache

Condor Ferries 

A ferry service based in the English Channel, that consists of a fleet of ironically named hig speed ferries that often only run on 2 engines or less. often this is the case to save on fuel. consequentially, it is a rareity that any of it's fleet are on time.
BOY : Where's Charlie?

GIRL : oh he's doing a condor ferries..

BOY : so he's hopping on one leg and will be on average 4 hours late.