Alexander Bradley's definitions
A heterosexual male who, displays the feminine qualities of a homosexual. These men are secure with publicly displaying their feminine side, and spend excessive money on their physical appearance.
I find myself a metrosexual for the following reasons:
I (HAVE):
1) Willingly viewed broadway plays
2) Been a member of my Middle School Choir
3) Spent more then $100 in one month on haircare alone
4) Told classmates why their knock-off Coach Purses are fake.
5) could wear nothing but clothes from Abercrombie and not be bored; could spend upwards of $1,500 in Abercrombie per season if the money was there
6) Absolutely no problems with wearing the color purple
I (HAVE):
1) Willingly viewed broadway plays
2) Been a member of my Middle School Choir
3) Spent more then $100 in one month on haircare alone
4) Told classmates why their knock-off Coach Purses are fake.
5) could wear nothing but clothes from Abercrombie and not be bored; could spend upwards of $1,500 in Abercrombie per season if the money was there
6) Absolutely no problems with wearing the color purple
by Alexander Bradley December 18, 2003
Get the metrosexualmug.